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The British Home Office today lodged a formal complaint with U.S. Presidential Candidate T. Emory "Em" Gideon's campaign headquarters. Two weeks ago, when British troops were being held by the Iranian government, Gideon is reported to have said in a speech to the Colorado Conservative Coalition. "Who gives a...

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Solace Creek, Colorado (ANS) - Colorado Congressman T. Emory Gideon just announced that he is a candidate for President in 2008. In a radical WebSpeech, Gideon decried immigration -- as usual -- and the First Amendment -- as usual. We at York Broadcast Network are not expecting this run to last long...

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December 12 (ANS) New York -- The United Nations today approved a resolution that will allow the use of multi-warhead nuclear weapons against internet spammers...

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A bunch of Feds showed up on the doorstep of the Gonads Inland Oyster company this morning with about a hundred U.S. Marshals and such. They come to town with intentions to shut down Inland Oyster flat, no questions asked. “What the hell for?” We asked, and the head Fed just said “That’s between us and the Inland Oyster people, why don’t you just go on about your business.”

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Washington (ANS Wire) Colorado Senator Douglas "Dooley" Neall (PNCP) today introduced legislation in the Senate that would vastly expand the list of "treasonable" activities. Neall said that with over a trillion dollars in federal funds at risk and a national debt exceeding ten trillion dollars, it is time to establish some rigid penalties regarding the abuse of fiscal controls. The high points o

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A few days ago, the county commissioners in neighboring Boulder-Springs terminated their entire audit staff without notice. One of the commissioners, who wants to remain nameless for obvious reasons said, "We hired these people to look for theft and stuff. You know, like employees taking pens and notebooks, stuff like that. The next thing we knew this woman who headed the audit team was looking i

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Solace Creek (ANS) - It was confirmed today that the Colorado Bureau of Investigation is looking in to allegations of fraud at the Colorado facilities of BeriCraft Aviation that are similar to allegations make against retail giant Seems Free in October. In BeriCraft's case, there is a twist. Instead of thousands of customers being ripped off by rigged vending machines, the victims the thousands